Sawyer: Mama, I got a cram.
Me: You have a what?
Sawyer: I got a CRAM!
Me: Where did you get that from? I don’t really know what a cram is?
Sawyer: I got it right now.
Me: You got a cram right now? Who gave it to you?
Sawyer(add a little frustration to his voice): Mama, it hurts! My cram hurts!
Me: Show me your cram.
Sawyer: Here! It’s in my leg! I have a cram in my leg!
Me: Oh, babe, you have a cramp?
Sawyer: No, mama. It’s a cram. A cram in my leg.
Me: Okay, baby, whatever you say. Let me rub that cram for you.
That story made me, how do the kids say it? LOL. I’m so glad someone has the courage to atand up to the tyranny of parenting- just glad it’s not mine!!