Sawyer: Mama, I got a cram.
Me: You have a what?
Sawyer: I got a CRAM!
Me: Where did you get that from? I don’t really know what a cram is?
Sawyer: I got it right now.
Me: You got a cram right now? Who gave it to you?
Sawyer(add a little frustration to his voice): Mama, it hurts! My cram hurts!
Me: Show me your cram.
Sawyer: Here! It’s in my leg! I have a cram in my leg!
Me: Oh, babe, you have a cramp?
Sawyer: No, mama. It’s a cram. A cram in my leg.
Me: Okay, baby, whatever you say. Let me rub that cram for you.