At the dinner table. . .
Gunnar: So how does a baby get in your tummy again?
Me: Remember I told you that the moms have the eggs and the dads have the sperm. And the sperm fertilizes the egg.
Gunnar: Oh, right.
Sawyer: I have a question.
Me: No more questions.
Me: Okay. What’s your question?
Sawyer: What are those things on girls that stand out like this? (cupping his non existent breasts)
Me: You mean your nurnies?
Sawyer: No not nurnies. It’s something else.
Me: Sometimes they’re called boobs.
Sawyer: Yeah! That’s it! Boobs!
Me: Any other questions during mealtime?
Greta: Me! (Looking down her shirt!) Where’s my boobs!!?