This particular evening I was on Greta nighttime duty and I was hanging her clothes up in her closet. I overheard this conversation between her princess figurines. For the record, her Vs and Ws are pronounced with a B, just so you know!
Greta: Hi, Princess Snow White. My name is Princess Bagina. How do you do?
Me: Ummm, Greta? What was that Princess’ name?
Greta: Princess Bagina.
Me: Yeah, sweetie. That’s not such a good name for a princess.
Greta: But Mama, she’s a girl, and girls have baginas.
Me: Yes, that is true. But how about we name her something else?
Greta: Ok. Hello, my name is Princess Aurora.
Me: That’s much better.
Greta: And this is the evil bitch.
Me: Do we have to have a witch in this conversation?
Greta: Yes, the evil bitch is going to make this Princess eat a bad apple.
Me: Alright, do what you want. I give up.