This particular morning Greta brought in a few Barbies to play with while I was doing my makeup. Aaron was just getting out of the shower and this was the extent of their interaction.
Greta: Look daddy. They’re kissing.
Aaron: I don’t like kissing.
Greta: Yes, you do!
Aaron: Alright, I do. But hey that Barbie chick is naked, that’s called Porneia.
(Greta quickly adjusts her Barbies)
Aaron: No, now that’s called a menage a trois. That’s not cool Greta.
Greta: No, they’re married.
Me: Maybe they live in Utah.
Aaron: Alright, why don’t you go take the naked Barbie back to your room and get her some clothes? Enough lessons for the day.