At the dinner table, while eating miso soup with dinner.
Gunnar: You know what vegetarians have to eat a lot of?
Sawyer: Mama, what’s a vegetarian?
Me: Someone who doesn’t eat meat.
Sawyer: Like their doctor told them they can’t?
Me: No, they don’t want to eat meat.
Sawyer: Because they’re allergic or something?
Me: No. Just because they don’t want to eat it.
Me: I was a vegetarian when I met daddy. Well, kind of. I didn’t eat any red meat.
Sawyer: I want to be a vegetarian.
Me: Okay, so that means you can’t eat any hamburgers.
Aaron: Or bacon.
Gunnar: Or steak.
Aaron: Or sausage.
Gunnar: Let’s be carnivores.