Me: Let’s just have silence guys. From this point til the house, it’s about 10 more minutes, and I don’t want to hear a thing. No fighting, no complaining, no whining, no bickering. Just s i l e n c e .
(15 seconds later)
Me: Is it an emergency?
Me: Is someone dying?
Me: Is someone pooping?
Me: Then it’s not an emergency.