At dinner last Wednesday night the following conversation ensued. For your enjoyment….
Me: Greeee-taaaaa, you are graduating Sunday! Are you ready?
Greta: Um, yes.
Me: I am so proud of you, and I got you something! I can’t wait for you to see it.
Greta: Me too. Daddy did you get me something yet?
Aaron: Ah yep! Do you like rocks?
Aaron: Ummmm, do you like old socks?
Aaron: Do you like used safety goggles?
Greta: No daddy.
Aaron: Ummm, how bout…?
Greta: Do me a favor daddy, don’t surprise me.